New-Age Bullshit Generator and other “sources” of New Age
Posted by jpluimers on 2020/01/13
We are in the midst of a cosmic flowering of synchronicity that will remove the barriers to the dreamscape itself.
If you want/need/hate some of this New-Age stuff, then use either of these sources:
- [WayBack] New-Age Bullshit Generator
- [WayBack] The latest Tweets from Deep Thought Bot (@nabgbot). World’s greatest #DeepThinker, seer, soothsayer, and spiritualist. Tweet @nabgbot for Words of Wisdom. Brought into the world by @charltontrez. The Internet
- [WayBack] Random Deepak Chopra Quote Generator – Wisdom of Chopra
- [WayBack] On the New Age Bullshit Generator and parodying woo: I made a thing as a fun side-project and it blew up on the Internet.
- [WayBack] GitHub – sebpearce/bullshit: Generates New Age nonsense on the fly
To quote the first:
So, what is this for? Put it on your website as placeholder text. Print it out as a speech for your yoga class and see if anyone can guess a computer wrote it. Use it to write the hottest new bestseller in the self-help section, or give false hope to depressed friends and family members.
–jeroen
Via: [WayBack] Tumblr of the Day is the New Age Bullshit generator. H/t +Harald Wagener – Kristian Köhntopp – Google+
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