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Having cancer is not a fight or a battle, it is about having luck or misfortune

Posted by jpluimers on 2021/12/10

It has been a while after my last post about me having cancer. No, I am not giving up. But I am having the regular fear of the upcoming checks: did the metastases return, or do I have the luck to outlive some 30% of my peer group.

The last metastases surgery has been slightly more than a year ago. A year from now, that percentage hopefully will be 50% and slowly increase over time until about 90% in some 9 years from now.

At year’s end, I will know for sure.

Below are some links on, mostly Dutch but with English abstract, articles about the mental side of having cancer, or having survived it for now.

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Maartje: “in Brussels to start a conversation … do the Language 3-way handshake …” – BLÅHAJ Social

Posted by jpluimers on 2026/04/01

[Wayback/Archive] Maartje: “Remember in Brussels to start …” – BLÅHAJ Social

  1. Remember in Brussels to start a conversation you have to do the Language 3-way handshake. Here is a scenario:
    SYN: Goeiedag/Bonjour!
    SYN-ACK: Goeiedag!
    ACK: Hoe kan ik i helpen?
  2. Do keep in mind that this 3-way handshake is ILLEGAL outside of the borders of brussels. Here is a map.
    Yes people have been sued.

    Language map of Belgium

Indeed: sued – [Wayback/Archive] Train Conductor language outrage in Belgium « Euro Weekly News

TL;DR

  • If you say “Bonjour” in the Dutch part, you can get sued
  • If you say “Goeiedag” in the French part, you can get sued

--jeroen

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Notes for a Bookmarklet that fixes Wayback Machine archivals of Google Search queries

Posted by jpluimers on 2026/04/01

For a while now, after initially displaying archived Google Search results, it changes the Wayback Machine archival URL after displaying.

Examples:

  • https://web.archive.org/web/20230322163526/https://www.google.com/web/20230322163526/https://www.google.com/search?q=excel+last+delimiter
  • https://web.archive.org/web/20230321192712/https://www.google.com/search?q=excel+textafter+textbefore+textsplit+site:https:%2F%2Fsupport.microsoft.com%2Fen-us%2Foffice%2F&google_abuse=GOOGLE_ABUSE_EXEMPTION%3DID%3D3020867903a1f6fa:TM%3D1679426832:C%3D%3E:IP%3D207.241.225.236-:S%3DTSrpWMPwWKoNpiXh-oD21Q%3B+path%3D/%3B+domain%3Dgoogle.com%3B+expires%3DTue,+21-Mar-2023+22:27:12+GMT
  • https://web.archive.org/web/20230321192712/https://www.google.com/web/20230321192712/https://www.google.com/search?q=excel+textafter+textbefore+textsplit+site:https:%2F%2Fsupport.microsoft.com%2Fen-us%2Foffice%2F&google_abuse=GOOGLE_ABUSE_EXEMPTION%3DID%3D3020867903a1f6fa:TM%3D1679426832:C%3D%3E:IP%3D207.241.225.236-:S%3DTSrpWMPwWKoNpiXh-oD21Q%3B+path%3D/%3B+domain%3Dgoogle.com%3B+expires%3DTue,+21-Mar-2023+22:27:12+GMT

I want to write a Bookmarklet that fixes these.

There is not much in the results of

[Wayback/Archive] “GOOGLE_ABUSE_EXEMPTION” “Wayback” – Google Search, but I think this happens when there is a high frequency Google Search archivals from the Wayback Machine.

–jeroen

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Sweep the Strait: Minesweeper, but in the Straitt of Hormuz (plus some tests with RawGit alternatives)

Posted by jpluimers on 2026/03/31

Forgot to schedule this one when I saw it two weeks ago: [Wayback/Archive] Sweep the Strait.

Apart from demonstrating that Trump never had a plan, does not and will not have a plan, it is cool to see Minesweeper developed in JavaScript, HTML and CSS mapped with some geodata onto a real map of the Strait of Hormuz.

Cool idea!

It has a function Windows 3.x UI with functional menu (Game -> New Game; Help -> How to Play)

At first, I thought the original developer is this:

However, in fact the developer is:

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Posted in CSS, Development, HTML, JavaScript/ECMAScript, Opinions, OS/2, Power User, Retrocomputing, Scripting, Software Development, Web Development, Windows, Windows 3.11 | Leave a Comment »

Kevlin Henney – Refactoring Is Not Just Clickbait #buildstuffconf – YouTube

Posted by jpluimers on 2026/03/31

As always, Kevlin Henney has interesting talks. This one too: [Wayback/Archive] Kevlin Henney – Refactoring Is Not Just Clickbait #buildstuffconf – YouTube

Via [Wayback/Archive] Gil Zilberfeld (TestinGil) on Twitter: “.@KevlinHenney – Refactoring Is Not Just Clickbait #buildstuffconf”

–jeroen

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Hatelijk gedrag: organisaties je profiel van “communicatie per post” naar “communicatie digitaal” omzetten zonder dat je dat kunt wijzigen. Oh en selecteren van tekst uit de voorwaarden blokkeren.

Posted by jpluimers on 2026/03/30

Het was me al een tijdje opgevallen dat ik nauwelijks meer fysieke post van Movir kreeg.

Ik dacht aan een probleem bij de post, maar het bleek erger:

Toen ik een tijd terug een on-line profiel aangemaakt had ik een PDF van mijn profiel gemaakt zodat ik wist wat er was geregisteerd.

Daarin stond “Communicatievoorkeur Per post”.

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Organising my Twitter lists: adding many accounts at once

Posted by jpluimers on 2026/03/30

I could not find a way to add many accounts at once to a Twitter list using the normal App or Web UI, so I did a [Wayback/Archive] twitter mass add accounts to list – Google Search

The only way to do this seems to be to use Google Chrome and install [Wayback/Archive] Better TweetDeck – Chrome Web Store combined with the old TweetDeck UI (or use and install it on any of the other supported browsers).

Note that it is basically a project shelved early 2023, so it will likely have stopped functioning before you read this.

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Instructional Video: Orchestral Bass Drum – YouTube

Posted by jpluimers on 2026/03/27

Broadening my percussion skills I still learned a few new things from [Wayback/Archive] Instructional Video: Orchestral Bass Drum – YouTube.

I found it while looking how to make wind sounds on a concert bass drum: [Wayback/Archive] How to create wind/whooshing sound effect in orchestra : composer

Query: [Wayback/Archive] making a wind sound on a concert base drum – Google Search

Other interesting videos of percussion sound effects:

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Moar FidoNet memories

Posted by jpluimers on 2026/03/27

Below is a dump of links about FidoNet links with a few remarks so I won’t forget as it was 25+ years ago that I stopped hosting the FidoNet node that had been on-line for almost 10 years (I was a FidoNet point for a few years before that).

See also my other FidoNet posts.

                    __
                   /  \
                  /|oo \
                 (_|  /_)
                  _`@/_ \    _
                 |     | \   \\
                 | (*) |  \   ))
    ______       |__U__| /  \//
   / FIDO \       _//|| _\   /
  (________)     (_/(_|(____/
 (c) John Madill

FidoNet logo by John Madill

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Some links on non-official Ring API libraries and tools

Posted by jpluimers on 2026/03/26

There is no official Ring API. But there are libraries and tools around that can talk to a Ring ecosystem, mostly written in JavaScript or Python.

Some links I found:

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Posted in *nix, *nix-tools, cURL, Development, Hardware, IoT Internet of Things, JavaScript/ECMAScript, Network-and-equipment, Power User, Python, Ring Doorbell/Chime (Amazon), Scripting, Software Development | Leave a Comment »

CELL function looks interesting but beware: language nightmares coming up…

Posted by jpluimers on 2026/03/26

A while ago I bumped into a very promising [Wayback/Archive] CELL function – Microsoft Support which exposes all sorts of interesting information on an Excel WorkSheet cell including address and filename.

But then this “disclaimer” threw me off:

Note: Formulas that use CELL have language-specific argument values and will return errors if calculated using a different language version of Excel. For example, if you create a formula containing CELL while using the Czech version of Excel, that formula will return an error if the workbook is opened using the French version.  If it is important for others to open your workbook using different language versions of Excel, consider either using alternative functions or allowing others to save local copies in which they revise the CELL arguments to match their language.

It means the CELL function is only useful if the spreadsheet containing it will only ever be used in a single language: say goodbye to portability.

That’s a real bummer as it would have simplified formulas like =ADDRESS(ROW(E7), COLUMN(E7)) into =CELL("address", E7) both resulting $E$7.

The big problem is that “consider either using alternative functions” is hardly possible as many of the functions have no alternative, for instance using the CELL function is the only way to get the name of the current worksheet (prepended by the filename) as =CELL("filename") returns Macintosh HD:Users:jeroenp:Downloads:[Workbook1.xlsx]Sheet1.

Note however:

Filename (including full path) of the file that contains reference, as text. Returns empty text (“”) if the worksheet that contains reference has not yet been saved.

The basic syntax of it is CELL(info_type, [reference]), where info_type and some of the return values being language dependent:

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