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Dare Obasanjo on X: “If you’ve ever wondered why most business software sucks, it’s for the same reason as this cartoon…”

Posted by jpluimers on 2024/10/23

[Wayback/Archive] Dare Obasanjo🐀 on X: “If you’ve ever wondered why most business software sucks, it’s for the same reason as this cartoon. The person responsible for buying the software isn’t using it in the way the end users are.

Google Lens found back the original 2019 Russia comic via:

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Jason Levin on X: “Jira marketing team was like “what infrastructure is as inefficient and frustrating as us?” and then puts ads on the New York City subway”

Posted by jpluimers on 2024/10/22

[Wayback/Archive] Jason Levin on X: “Jira marketing team was like “what infrastructure is as inefficient and frustrating as us?” and then puts ads on the New York City subway”

Picture via [Wayback/Archive] Tweet JSON:

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Meeting Cartoon # 512 – ANDERTOONS: customer satisfaction

Posted by jpluimers on 2024/10/21

Know why and what you (don’t) measure [Wayback/Archive] Meeting Cartoon # 512 – ANDERTOONS

So, as you can see, customer satisfaction is up considerably since phasing out the complaint forms.

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‘Tis but a scratch, just a flesh wound: 3D Printable Black Knight from Monty Python – Highlands Miniatures by Highlands Miniatures

Posted by jpluimers on 2024/08/19

Memories of a great movie scene with The Black Knight and King Arthur: for USD 5 you can get the template files for the [Wayback/Archive] 3D Printable Black Knight from Monty Python – Highlands Miniatures by Highlands Miniatures.

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Leah Neukirchen: “Lesser known pop music facts: The song “Nothing compares 2 U” is actually about the floating point value NaN. …” – BLÅHAJ Social

Posted by jpluimers on 2024/08/06

From about a year ago, but too funny not to repeat:

[Wayback/Archive] Leah Neukirchen: “Lesser known pop music facts: The song “Nothing compares 2 U” is actually about the floating point value NaN. …” – BLÅHAJ Social

Via [Wayback/Archive] Jeroen Wiert Pluimers @wiert@mastodon.social on X: “Lesser known pop music facts: The song “Nothing compares 2 U” is actually about the floating point value NaN. blahaj.social/@leah/110781718156325459

--jeroen

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Kris on Twitter: “Company chat: »Right, we need more languages with Emoji as variable type indicators and pointer symbols.«…

Posted by jpluimers on 2024/08/06

Please do not overdo Unicode outside the ASCII realm for identifiers and stay away from Emoji: [Wayback/Archive] Kris on Twitter: “Company chat: »Right, we need more languages with Emoji as variable type indicators and pointer symbols.«…”

Company chat: »Right, we need more languages with Emoji as variable type indicators and pointer symbols.«
»
🎼initializer🎱«
»
💦 mutable, 🧱 not.«
»
🎁 on the heap, 🥞 on the stack«
»
🍼 ctor, 🪦 dtor«
»� non-utf string result«
»any of
👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨 as a concat operator«
»
📁📂 block delims«

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Every conversation about dependencies since 2020 uses the same XKCD 2347 based image, which is a problem on multiple levels

Posted by jpluimers on 2024/08/01

The below picture is a modification of [Wayback/Archive] 2347: Dependency – explain xkcd

Title text: Someday ImageMagick will finally break for good and we’ll have a long period of scrambling as we try to reassemble civilization from the rubble.

It actually emphasises the problem both that [Wayback/Archive] xkcd 2347: Dependency is way too optimistic, and that everyone uses that to point out dependency issues or worse as a thought-terminating cliché .

The second problem amplifies itself by increasing the popularity of the comic, and the attracts people to use it even if they hardly know about dependencies.

In turn it diminishes the meaning of it, kind of making it more optimistic by basically amplifying the message “there is just one really fragile project our design/infrastructure depends on” (the infamous “A project some random person in Nebraska has been thanklessly maintaining since 2003”).

The sad reality is that this single fragile project is just not true. Modern development and infrastructure systems usually are underpinned by package managers installing the complex graphs of dependencies of which dozens, heck thousands are maintained for “free” by, more often than not, a single worn out maintainer per dependency.

It’s just that over the last few decades usually only one such package at a time posed a serious problem. But with dependencies on very small building blocks, the amount of blocks is rising as is their usage. Just two examples out of the Node JS world (mind you, each development and infrastructure stack lives in comparable worlds):

Mind you, these links are 2021 and 2022, so the numbers have increased.

Many think such problems are limited to programming errors, but over the last decade these have become the tip of the iceberg. The real problems now are that maintainers are fading away as they have for instance been worn out for too long, or simply are aging. So what we have seen over the last decade is the rise of supply chain attacks.

One such example was the XZ utils backdoor which was, by sheer luck because one guy tried to investigate why connecting over ssh had become much slower than before, barely detected in time. It had a CVSS score of 10.0, the highest possible score.

So be prepared that the below picture will have “your business structure” on the top, and towards the bottom a bunch of small fragile pillars with the text “many projects, each maintained by a worn out person on the verge of collapse”.

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Programming Quotes: “No code is faster than no code…” – Mastodon

Posted by jpluimers on 2024/07/31

Important code optimisation thought: [Wayback/Archive] Programming Quotes: “No code is faster than no code. — merb motto” – Mastodon

--jeroen

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CrazyMyra: “After AI took his job as an online assistant, Mr Clippy was obliged to seek work in other sectors…” – beige.party

Posted by jpluimers on 2024/07/30

I love the new title-text for the 2018 “Clippy” picture at [Wayback/Archive] CrazyMyra: “After AI took his job as an online assistant, Mr Clippy was obliged to seek work in other sectors…” – beige.party

A metal toilet paper holder in a corner od a bathro,with an empty roll, that looks similar to a large paperclip

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IKEA ESCHER play table and chair (700×906)

Posted by jpluimers on 2024/07/19

Via [Wayback/Archive] ★ govertschilling on X: “die linksonder is het leukst 🙂”: IKEA ESCHER play table and chair

[Wayback/Archive] GQ7TPlKW4AAFE_M (700×906)

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