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Sasha Laundy on Twitter: “The best debugger ever made is a good night’s sleep.”

Posted by jpluimers on 2019/12/26

Very similar to “you get the best ideas while sleeping“:

[WayBack/Archive.isSasha Laundy on Twitter: “The best debugger ever made is a good night’s sleep.”

Via: [WayBack] So true it hurts – CodeProject – Google+

For me, taking a shower and contemplating during a commute are good debuggers too. But sleeping is still the best.

Hope you enjoyed Christmas, good luck on your debugging ventures!

–jeroen

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“A primary cause of complexity is that software vendors uncritically adopt almost any feature that users want.” – Niklaus Wirth

Posted by jpluimers on 2019/12/19

These quotes remind me so much of a project from a while ago I rolled into and forgot to ask them if they not just nodded “yes” when I asked them “do you understand de concept of technical debt”?

–jeroen

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“Functional programmer: (noun) One who names variables ‘x’, names functions ‘f’, and names code patterns ‘zygohistomorphic prepromorphism.'” — James Iry on Twitter

Posted by jpluimers on 2019/09/04

“Functional programmer: (noun) One who names variables ‘x’, names functions ‘f’, and names code patterns ‘zygohistomorphic prepromorphism.'” — James Iry

–jeroen

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THE PRINT VERSION

Posted by jpluimers on 2019/08/19

Conference Call Bingo, the viral meme created by E Gilliam. Designed to bring hilarity to your daily drudgery.

Cool: [WayBackTHE PRINT VERSION – PDF

Other versions:

–jeroen

Via: [WayBack] This is one game I hate playing. – Steven Vaughan-Nichols – Google+

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XKCD – Making Progress: lots of problems

Posted by jpluimers on 2019/07/10

I think the alt-text is even better than the cartoon itself:

I started off with countless problems. But now I know, thanks to COUNT(), that I have “#REF! ERROR: Circular dependency detected” problems.

Source: [WayBackXKCD 1906: I started the day with lots of problems. But now, after hours and hours of work, I have lots of problems in a spreadsheet.

–jeroen

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