Posted by jpluimers on 2019/09/04
“Functional programmer: (noun) One who names variables ‘x’, names functions ‘f’, and names code patterns ‘zygohistomorphic prepromorphism.'” — James Iry
–jeroen
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Posted by jpluimers on 2019/08/19
Conference Call Bingo, the viral meme created by E Gilliam. Designed to bring hilarity to your daily drudgery.
Cool: [WayBack] THE PRINT VERSION – PDF
Other versions:
–jeroen
Via: [WayBack] This is one game I hate playing. – Steven Vaughan-Nichols – Google+
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Posted by jpluimers on 2019/07/10
I think the alt-text is even better than the cartoon itself:
I started off with countless problems. But now I know, thanks to COUNT(), that I have “#REF! ERROR: Circular dependency detected” problems.
Source: [WayBack] XKCD 1906: I started the day with lots of problems. But now, after hours and hours of work, I have lots of problems in a spreadsheet.
–jeroen
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Posted by jpluimers on 2019/07/08
+Stefan Glienke at EKON21:
I don’t count sheep, I count references.
Response from +Roald van Doorn:
When you reach -1 you wake up from a nightmare.
Source: [WayBack] Jeroen Wiert Pluimers – G+
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Posted by jpluimers on 2019/07/03
Old, but still so funny because it is so true: [WayBack] Geek And Poke: The New Developer
–jeroen
via:
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