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Archive for the ‘Quotes’ Category

“Functional programmer: (noun) One who names variables ‘x’, names functions ‘f’, and names code patterns ‘zygohistomorphic prepromorphism.'” — James Iry on Twitter

Posted by jpluimers on 2019/09/04

“Functional programmer: (noun) One who names variables ‘x’, names functions ‘f’, and names code patterns ‘zygohistomorphic prepromorphism.'” — James Iry

–jeroen

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THE PRINT VERSION

Posted by jpluimers on 2019/08/19

Conference Call Bingo, the viral meme created by E Gilliam. Designed to bring hilarity to your daily drudgery.

Cool: [WayBackTHE PRINT VERSION – PDF

Other versions:

–jeroen

Via: [WayBack] This is one game I hate playing. – Steven Vaughan-Nichols – Google+

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XKCD – Making Progress: lots of problems

Posted by jpluimers on 2019/07/10

I think the alt-text is even better than the cartoon itself:

I started off with countless problems. But now I know, thanks to COUNT(), that I have “#REF! ERROR: Circular dependency detected” problems.

Source: [WayBackXKCD 1906: I started the day with lots of problems. But now, after hours and hours of work, I have lots of problems in a spreadsheet.

–jeroen

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+Stefan Glienke​ at EKON21: I don’t count sheep, I count references.

Posted by jpluimers on 2019/07/08

+Stefan Glienke​ at EKON21:

I don’t count sheep, I count references.

Response from +Roald van Doorn​:

When you reach -1 you wake up from a nightmare.

Source: [WayBackJeroen Wiert Pluimers – G+

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Geek And Poke: The New Developer

Posted by jpluimers on 2019/07/03

Old, but still so funny because it is so true: [WayBackGeek And Poke: The New Developer

–jeroen

via:

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