Posted by jpluimers on 2021/10/07
What do we want?
Now!
When do we want it?
No more race conditions!
What do we want?
To procrastinate less!
When do we want it?
Tomorrow!
–jeroen
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Posted by jpluimers on 2020/08/27
[WayBack] Debugging is like being the detective in a crime movie where you are also the murderer. ROFL. You can grab it from Amazon https://goo.gl/SDP8fU – Markus Korsmeier – Google+
–jeroen
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Posted by jpluimers on 2019/09/04
“Functional programmer: (noun) One who names variables ‘x’, names functions ‘f’, and names code patterns ‘zygohistomorphic prepromorphism.'” — James Iry
–jeroen
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Posted by jpluimers on 2019/08/19
Conference Call Bingo, the viral meme created by E Gilliam. Designed to bring hilarity to your daily drudgery.
Cool: [WayBack] THE PRINT VERSION – PDF
Other versions:
–jeroen
Via: [WayBack] This is one game I hate playing. – Steven Vaughan-Nichols – Google+
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Posted by jpluimers on 2019/07/08
+Stefan Glienke at EKON21:
I don’t count sheep, I count references.
Response from +Roald van Doorn:
When you reach -1 you wake up from a nightmare.
Source: [WayBack] Jeroen Wiert Pluimers – G+
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