Posted by jpluimers on 2019/09/04
“Functional programmer: (noun) One who names variables ‘x’, names functions ‘f’, and names code patterns ‘zygohistomorphic prepromorphism.'” — James Iry
–jeroen
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Posted by jpluimers on 2019/08/19
Conference Call Bingo, the viral meme created by E Gilliam. Designed to bring hilarity to your daily drudgery.
Cool: [WayBack] THE PRINT VERSION – PDF
Other versions:
–jeroen
Via: [WayBack] This is one game I hate playing. – Steven Vaughan-Nichols – Google+
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Posted by jpluimers on 2019/07/08
+Stefan Glienke at EKON21:
I don’t count sheep, I count references.
Response from +Roald van Doorn:
When you reach -1 you wake up from a nightmare.
Source: [WayBack] Jeroen Wiert Pluimers – G+
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Posted by jpluimers on 2019/05/01
It might not be from him at all, but still a nice T-Shirt worthy quote:
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–jeroen
via: https://plus.google.com/+KevinPowick/posts/9D9hsyTwdFu
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Posted by jpluimers on 2019/01/02
Many more “Essential Programming Guides” that are not in the O RLY Parody Book Generator for Slack are at [WayBack] O RLY Books.
Related: [WayBack] generate (500×700)
–jeroen
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