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Posted by jpluimers on 2017/12/29
cyber- (prefix): (1) A linguistic cue informing the reader that the meaning of the word to follow should only be construed in the context of vaguely imminent threats and the need for more federal funding. (2) Something “computery.”
via: [WayBack] cyber- (prefix): (1) A linguistic cue informing the reader that the meaning of…
Many more words are here:
The New Devil’s Dictionary: 249 words for the end of the world
–jeroen
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Posted by jpluimers on 2017/12/13
A nice article [Archive.is] What is thread safety anyway? with a kind reference to the Deadlock Empire translation from C# to Delphi that I made.
In any language, multi-threading is hard, so I really love the quote below:
[WayBack] Multithreading can be hard to do right. The most common point of failure is assuming some code is thread safe when it actually is not... – Dalija Prasnikar – Google+
It reminded me of an old one:
A programmer had a problem. He thought to himself, “I know, I’ll solve it with threads!”. has Now problems. two he
–jeroen
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Posted by jpluimers on 2017/11/02
Quoted in full because even 2.5 years later, it’s just too funny:
- Python: What if everything was a dict?
- Java: What if everything was an object?
- JavaScript: What if everything was a dict *and* an object?
- C: What if everything was a pointer?
- APL: What if everything was an array?
- Tcl: What if everything was a string?
- Prolog: What if everything was a term?
- LISP: What if everything was a pair?
- Scheme: What if everything was a function?
- Haskell: What if everything was a monad?
- Assembly: What if everything was a register?
- Coq: What if everything was a type/proposition?
- COBOL: WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS UPPERCASE?
- C#: What if everything was like Java, but different?
- Ruby: What if everything was monkey patched?
- Pascal: BEGIN What if everything was structured? END
- C++: What if we added everything to the language?
- C++11: What if we forgot to stop adding stuff?
- Rust: What if garbage collection didn’t exist?
- Go: What if we tried designing C a second time?
- Perl: What if shell, sed, and awk were one language?
- Perl6: What if we took the joke too far?
- PHP: What if we wanted to make SQL injection easier?
- VB: What if we wanted to allow anyone to program?
- VB.NET: What if we wanted to stop them again?
- Forth: What if everything was a stack?
- ColorForth: What if the stack was green?
- PostScript: What if everything was printed at 600dpi?
- XSLT: What if everything was an XML element?
- Make: What if everything was a dependency?
- m4: What if everything was incomprehensibly quoted?
- Scala: What if Haskell ran on the JVM?
- Clojure: What if LISP ran on the JVM?
- Lua: What if game developers got tired of C++?
- Mathematica: What if Stephen Wolfram invented everything?
- Malbolge: What if there is no god?
–jeroen
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Posted by jpluimers on 2017/10/18
[WayBack] Kristian Köhntopp – Google+:
The S in IoT is for Security, and the U is for Update Policy.
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Posted by jpluimers on 2017/09/13
T-Shirt quote worthy:
“SQLite does not compete with client/server databases. SQLite competes with fopen().”
Happy Day of the Programmer!
–jeroen
Source: Made me distribute coffee over keyboard :-). Best. Definition. Ever. [WayBack]
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Posted by jpluimers on 2017/07/28
The blog relating the daily life of web agency developers
Source: Anything Goes | CommitStrip
Via: 1998 called, it wants its code back :D
–jeroen
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Posted by jpluimers on 2017/03/24
Order via: https://teespy.com/app/campaigns/teezily/linux-is-sexy-limited-edition
Linux is Sexy
who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip \
touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; \
yes; uptime' umount; sleep
–jeroen
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Posted by jpluimers on 2017/02/20
I while ago, I ‘discovered’ Twisted Doodles. She sells cards, T-shirts, etc of some of them too.
I especially love the science doodles (some of which you can buy):
You can get the super large images by clicking the links below.
–jeroen
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“Dance like no one’s watching. 
The Wiert Corner - irregular stream of stuff 