I started thinking about writing this post way before [WayBack] When +Google Assistant gets a mind of their own… – Jeroen Wiert Pluimers – Google+.
Though I’ll focus on Google Assistant, the competition (Alexa, Cortana, Siri) have about the same level of incompetence.
Though living in The Netherlands, I use the English version of Google Assistant as it won’t be available in the foreseeable future: [WayBack] Google Assistant in het Nederlands voorlopig toekomstmuziek.
This means that I cannot use Dutch words for destinations, but find English ones.
- This fails:
navigate to Schiphol trainstation
- This works:
navigate to Amsterdam Airport Arrivals
The odd thing is that after switching phones, the latter wants to perform this navigation by public traffic, whereas my former phone it would default to navigation for driving by car.
Basically the only interactions that work sort of OK are calling persons and navigating to places.
Appointments
what's my next appointment succeedswhat's my current appointment (in case you are late, for instance because of traffic conditions) fails
Calling persons
This allows for aliases to persons like my wife, my brother and my mother. But often it:
- forgets about an alias asking who that alias is for
- asks for confirmation of an alias
- totally misses the alias (so when asking to
call my wife mobile, it sometimes presents search results, for instance on “How to spy on my wife’s calls tracking for free”)
After defining these aliases, these actions usually work OK:
call my brother mobilecall my mother at home
Navigation to places
Contrary to calling, where you can define many aliases, you can only define 2 navigation aliases: home and work. Which means these all fail:
navigate to my brother at worknavigate to my mother at home
Heck, even the simple variations fail:
navigate to my brothernavigate to my mother
A cool feature would be navigate to my next appointment, but that fails too. No surprise though, as the simpler navigation commands fail.
The best way I found to navigate is to – just before you leave – search on Google Maps in your browser for the route, then open Navigation on your phone (this presumes they use the same account).
Also, since switching phones, I have to indicate how I want to navigate:
navigate home by carnavigate to Amsterdam Airport Arrivals by car
Stuff that hardly works
Starting applications is a pain.
Examples that work
These work unreliably:
start navigation sometimes opens the map, but at other times asks where to navigate to
These fail at all:
start dialer (opens a Google search, but fails to start the stock Android Dialer App)start ex-dialer (my dialer of choice: ExDialer)start player FM (fails to locate Player.FM)
Conclusion so far
It is far from intuitive what kinds of phrases will work, sometimes work or will fail.
I could do a search for how to better phrase my requests, but average users won’t
The Google Voice Assistant still has a long way to go to become useable.
–jeroen
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