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Sciences jokes…

Posted by jpluimers on 2013/09/20

Came accross the Chemistry Cat jokes on  quickmeme, some of which are more generic science jokes than chemistry ones.

The ones I like most:

  1. PageTeach me about absolutely zero
    0K

    How often do you like chemistry jokes?
    Periodically

    What to do with a sick chemist?
    If you can’t helium, and
    you can’t curium then
    you might as well barium.

    I studied exothermic reactions
    before they were cool.

  2. PageHOH HOH HOH
    Water joke

    Blew my chemistry experiment
    Oxidents happen

    Is silicon the same in Spanish
    Si

    Neutron wants to pay tab
    Bartender: no charge for you

  3. PageChemistry puns
    I’m in my element

    Chemistry jokes
    are elemental

–jeroen

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